~ Danielle E. Shipley
You just might find me on Facebook, once in the bluest of moons...
  • Home
  • Ever On Word (Blog)
  • My Books
    • Big City, Little Magics
    • Outlaws of Avalon
    • Once and Future Camelot
    • The Wilderhark Tales >
      • The Swan Prince (Wilderhark Tales 1)
      • The Stone Kingdom (Wilderhark Tales 2)
      • The Seventh Spell (Wilderhark Tales 3)
      • The Song Caster (Wilderhark Tales 4)
      • The Sun's Rival (Wilderhark Tales 5)
      • The Surrogate Sea (Wilderhark Tales 6)
      • The Sky-Child (Wilderhark Tales 6.5)
      • The Story's End (Wilderhark Tales 7)
    • Inspired
    • Our Hungering Hearts
    • So Super Dead
    • Deathsong of the Deep
    • One More Day
    • Legends and Lore
    • The Toll of Another Bell
    • Steel & Bone
    • Beyond the Wail
    • Arcane Arts
  • About the Author
  • Art Gallery/Shop
    • Wilderhark Art
    • Outlaws of Avalon Art
    • Inspired Art
  • Contact Me
  • Awards
  • Published Stories Inventory
  • PerGoSeeMo Psalms
  • The Anything and Everything Character Questionnaire
  • The "E" Stands for "Evil" (Blog of my Dark Alter-Ego)

About the Author Bio

As posted on the Ever On Word blog, November 7, 2017

Sooo, I’m trying to come up with my next author bio, and it is… unreasonably hard.
Danielle E. Shipley would rather be writing a novel than an author bio.
Because a good bio’s supposed to make me sound interesting, right?
Danielle E. Shipley feels that her books are far more interesting than she’ll ever be. You should read those.
Picture
And relatable. Because, I dunno – the higher the odds of someone reading the bio and going, “Oh, hey! Me, too!” the likelier they are to care about my work?
Like the average adult human, Danielle E. Shipley too has a body comprised of 50 – 65% water.
Picture
People want to know about where you live, what you do when you’re not writing, whether you’ve got any kids or pets or a high-school-sweetheart-turned husband, some “fun fact” that marks you as just quirky enough… Or maybe they don’t? But a lot of author bios I’ve read include them, so I guess that’s the formula.
Danielle E. Shipley’s only public high school experience was a semester of driver’s ed. When she accidentally wrote the wrong phone number on the form for her learner’s permit, the teacher snarkily assumed it was her boyfriend’s digits, little knowing that Danielle would make it to age 29-and-counting without acquiring a single boyfriend, and will most likely die entirely un-romanced. …Unless you count that one imaginary woodland creature who wished so hard to woo her. And I mean, she had to turn him down, so there you go.
Except I don’t want to be formula. Surely the best author bios stand out from the crowd!
DANIELLE E. SHIPLEY. ‘NOUGH SAID.
Is there any way I can accomplish this without straight-up lying?
Danielle E. Shipley is the bestselling, prestigious-award-winning author of the most popular books on shelves today. Big-name reviewers are calling her, not the next, but the OG J.K. Rowling. She’s pledging her latest billion dollars toward the construction of a colony of castles on officially-recognized planet Pluto. She’ll be the first to live there, with her husband Captain America and a domesticated fox.
Picture
That time I WAS Pluto.
…Or worse, telling the unedited truth?
Danielle E. Shipley is too sad and tired for any of this.
Picture
Okay. Deep breaths, wordsmith. You can do this. What’s a winning combo of author facts, fiction, and form?...
Danielle E. Shipley – author of fairy tales retold, legends reimagined, and other expressions of wishful thinking. In the past, she’s worked as a librarian in a kindergarten, a Towne Crier in a Renaissance Faire, and a butler in Germany. In another universe, she’s a tenor on Broadway, a wandering minstrel, or at the very least a Dark Lord singing about world domination. Born, raised, and homeschooled in the Chicago area, she now resides primarily in realms of her own making, along with her crazy crew of character children. She hopes to ultimately retire to a private immortal forest. But first, there are stories to make.
Picture
Hmm. A little lacking in science stats and Pluto love, but it may do.
Powered by Create your own unique website with customizable templates.